I was doing a little cleaning this weekend and came across a flyer I almost completely forgot about. It came from my adventures at the Democratic National Convention over the summer. In the midst of the religious gay bashers, VERY openly gay advocates, anti and pro-abortion advocates and any other nut that thought they were going to influence people's opinions by acting like a lunatic was this very attractive woman wearing a human billboard. She was handing out flyers so i took one...the fact that she was out and about during the DNC meant she was really passionate about her cause. What was her cause you ask? Well, from what i can tell she is very upset about bird watchers. Bird watchers? Yep, bird watchers.
BIRD WATCHERS ARE VOYEURS!
According to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife service, 48 million people watch birds. A private research group, the Good Conduct Society, has discovered Bird Watchers are more sexually active than others.
The elderly find that Bird Watching is not strenuous. And this erotic experience can be enjoyed privately through binoculars.
"Most disturbing," said the Society's director, Anaida Krok, "are the groups of Bird Watchers seeking vicarious sexual gratification in the woods. Shamelessly, they blatantly observe God's defenseless creatures mating."
LEAVE THE BIRDS ALONE!
This is way better than I could have ever imagined! I actually went to their website and found this video. enjoy the madness.
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