Pu Pu platter

Below is the best pu pu platter reference since the Bloodhound Gangs song, "I wish I was Queer so I could get Chicks."  The song opens with the line, "If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter."  

The reference below comes from an ESPN article written by Bill Simmons, the Sports Guy, "NBA trade value rankings, King James version" http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/090212

Here's the Pu Pu reference,

" Group J: "Everything Must Go! Everything Must Go!"

36. Amare Stoudemire
Bruce in Phoenix recently begged me, "Can you hold off on the Trade Value column until some GM is dumb enough to offer us too much for Amare? I don't want them to know that he sucks now!" Hey, Bruce? I think they know. Why do you think you're getting so many pu-pu platter offers? It would help if Amare grabbed a rebound or switched correctly on a high screen more than twice per quarter. I still say the Amare era is salvageable -- stick the kid on a team with a good point guard (Chicago?), tell him to just worry about putting the biscuit in the basket (New York? G-State?), or trade for him and say, "We love you, you're our franchise guy" (Sacramento? Memphis? Indiana?) and I think he'd start slapping up 29-9s again. With a smile on his face."

P.S.  This one's for you Brad.  The Lakers Dominate while the Suns want to get rid of Amare...